The Santa Claus Dream.

I am at lunch in the middle school. The tables are very close together, and it is crowded. An obnoxious peer of mine who i need not name walks behind me and says something funny. He bends down and i put my arm around the back of his neck and try to slam him onto the table(all in good fun, of course). Then he overpowers me, grabs my leg, and starts swinging me around over his head. Kids who i am flying over are repeatedly saying, "This is awkward". And then, once i am down on the ground, the lights go out(not pitch black or that dark, it is daytime outside), and some party-type lights come on. Then a loud boom. Me and Kim look to the end of the room, and there is a big green stage, with a guy in a monkey suit dancing around, who I believed to have come out of the ceiling. It's sortof a pep rally type thing. Then he unzips his costume, and low and behold, it's Santa. Not just any Santa. The Santa from the 1959 Mexican movie Santa Claus, which is hilariously torn apart by Mystery Science Theater 3000 for being so creepy. Here is a picture.

Yes, i know. He's the scariest Santa you could ever imagine.

Anyways, so here's Santa Claus doing a pep rally on stage in my lunchroom. He tells us that he's having some kindof big event or party or fun activity center event at his place. So, naturally, all the kids want to go, because that ISN'T the creepiest thing you could here from somebody. So, me, Nick, and Colton are all going to this place. We go to the high school and pass big dirt hills and just kindof playfully run while Nick jokes about how Santa might be a creeper. We arrive at his home. It is mainly just a moderately big house that resembles my Aunt Jane's, with like a barn as a basement that is open and you can enter from outside. Now, there's a part where i'm completely blank on. I'm pretty sure he starts killing kids, which would be the worst part of the dream, but it wasn't in my dream and i only had knowledge of it happening while i was at his house. Nick and Colton are gone at this point. So, there was just this huge part of my dream where we get there and he makes us work, and i think he either hurts or kills a couple kids. (funny, he makes kids from all continents and countries work in his toy shop in that Satanic Mexican movie). Then, he is sitting in the barn on a wooden box while the kids are out in the snow watching him from the big doors on both sides of the barn. We are basically surrounding him, for he has something to tell us. He gives us an ultimatum. He said if we work hard and do good, we will not die by the end of the day. Me, being a downright genius, i start booking it from the back of the house, through the snow to the sidewalk, take an extra long route to my home so he can't find me, and arrive at my house. (the running part was the scariest, i was on the run from someone who wanted to kill me, and i had to run as fast as i could so he couldn't catch up). So, i start telling my mom(in my dream) what happened at school and what happened at the Santa Claus home. She believed me, i think, but just didn't do anything. And then, our house changes. It's very large, with two garage doors, very nice panelling on the side of the house, a big spotlight in the driveway, and it's just an overall huge, beautiful house. It is on a moderately long street with many other houses like it, but none have lights on except us. On the side of our house is a door that you can go straight into the kitchen with. My brother, my mom, and some other relative are all joyfully cooking dinner together. I start walking down the street, making sure Santa isn't still looking for me. In the middle of the street, it branches off on a short road, then cuts into another long road, parallel to mine. Bird's eye view of housing plan: |--|. So, i start approaching the turn onto the short connecting street. I shine my flashlight down, and there is no house lights on our any car lights or anything in sight. So, i walk back. Now, in the that stupid Mexican movie, Santa has trinkets and things to hear what kids say on Earth(he lives in a space castle), what they do, what they are dreaming, and where they are. In my dream, he has a little LED light that shines very brightly, and has that blue tint to it. Anyways, i start walking down the street again, and reflecting off of the side panelling to one of the houses that is on the corner of the main street and sideways street, is blue glare. I see blue glare on every house, growing closer and brighter. And then, i walk all the way down, and there he is, in the night, with his little blue light, and he exclaims, "Haha! There you are, i found you with my little blue light!" in a very jolly voice. (if you saw the MST3K movie, you'd know how he would say that. I scream at the top lungs like a little girl and run all the way home. I yell to my family to help, but of course, they do not hear anything i say, despite me screaming in their faces. Then, he is outside, and for some reason, i gather up strength to throw Santa through the door into the kitchen, and he flops down like a rag doll. And then i beat him up and throw him on the stove and start beating him. As i beat him, he begins turning into some slightly burnt cheddar cheese that looks like it was on the grill. Then, i pick the piece of Santa-shaped cheese and yell, "YOU SUCK!" to the cheese and throw it in the trash can. Then, i lay down on the couch, and exclaim, "Mom, it was just so scary, he was trying to kill me!"
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